FUN: Cum să faci o piesă românească de club – Inzerx tutorial


Un producător brașovean a avut ideea de a demonstra cum se fac melodiile de club pe bandă rulantă! Melodia de mai sus reproduce, pas cu pas formula tuturor melodiilor dance [popcorn?] din ultimii ani. Sau cel puțin asta încearcă Inzerx în câteva minute de “tutorial”!

Zâmbiți, vă rog!

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This is a tutorial on how to produce a s@$ty romanian comercial music track!

First,a typical 128 beats per minute is selected.

After that,we begin with a simple kick and snare pattern!
For the next part,we ad a very annoying progressive sound and the bass!

Add some high hats or other beat filling samples.
Now copy-paste,what have you done till now and then this will be the main part of the track

Now after looping this part 4 time we are ready for the pre-chorus moment!
Lower the energy of the track then bring it up slowly for the listeners to have a hint that the is coming.

The balkan style must be very visible in the track .

For the chorus we need an instrument like a saxophone,tumpet or other similar instruments ,
This is very important.

You can add a “pitipoanca” voice or a homosexual voice to the chorus!
After we have added little effects here,and there to facilitate the listener ear ,we are ready for the chorus!

“BLAH BLAH BLAH! DESIRE , BURNING LIKE FIRE! LOVE TAKES ME HIGHER!

LICK,LICK,LICK,SHOT! MISTER SAXO-BEAT!



Sorry for that! My girlfriend can not abstain singing !
Romanian s%ty comercial music has very catchy and retarded lyrics!



Enough, this wanna be club music has to stop! My ears are bleeding !

Its so easy to produce ,so repetitive,so comercial!

STOP! THIS TUTORIAL IS OVER